officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

Graduation speech

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe."
Lena Horne (via paarasytes)
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